Top 46 Bald Quotes

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“I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.”

― Anthony Carrigan

“What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.”

― Bryan Cranston

“I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next.”

― Chris Cooper

“For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.”

― Dennis Franz

“Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.”

― Eugene Field

“I have the vanity to think that every play I have written is different from the previous ones. Yet, even though they are written in a different way, they all deal with the same themes, the same preoccupations. ‘Exit the King’ is also ‘The Bald Soprano.’”

― Eugene Ionesco

“Bald is the new black!”

― Gail Porter

“What’s so brave about being bald? I’ve not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer – I’ve just gone out without my hat on!”

― Gail Porter

“When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.”

― Gail Porter

“I’ve played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.”

― Gavin MacLeod

“I’m going bald. I’m having a major problem with it.”

― Gedde Watanabe

“The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”

― Helen Rowland

“I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.”

― Hulk Hogan

“I’m an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30’s. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.”

― Jack Nicholson

“It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying.”

― James Nesbitt

“Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball!”

― James Taylor

“I collect hats. That’s what you do when you’re bald.”

― James Taylor

“I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.”

― Jason Alexander

“I was thinking, ‘If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.’”

― Jennifer Coolidge

“Older men in my family – back to my grandpa – were basically completely bald.”

― Jens Lekman

“Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.”

― Jimmy Breslin

“You can’t be vain as an actor. In ‘Ab Fab,’ we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic.”

― Joanna Lumley

“You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.”

― Joe Sakic

“The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.”

― Jorge Luis Borges

“You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?”

― Julio Iglesias

“That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”

― Karl Pilkington

“Women love a self-confident bald man.”

― Larry David

“Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?”

― Mackenzie Astin

“Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.”

― Matthew Arnold

“Being bald is no fun.”

― Maura Tierney

“Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.”

― Navjot Singh Sidhu

“I’m not built to have a bald head. I’ve got a huge sniffer.”

― Pat McAfee

“Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.”

― Paul Weller

“Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician’s licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn’t wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.”

― Pepa

“Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.”

― Persis Khambatta

“The bad part about growing older is I’m going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.”

― Pete Townshend

“I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.”

― Phyllida Lloyd

“The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty.”

― Reggie Miller

“When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from surgeries, chemo and radiation treatments. Ah, but I got to live.”

― Regina Brett

“You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I’d have to take a year or two off and find whatever menial labouring work you can get as a middle-aged, unskilled bald man.”

― Richard Flanagan

“I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.”

― Robin Roberts

“I’m not recognised that much. I’m just a bald man in glasses and there’s a rash of them in Dublin. It’d be different if I had a mohican.”

― Roddy Doyle

“I’d say my fashion or beauty tip is to take the thing about you that makes you most distinctive and then exaggerate it. So if you have a little bushy unibrow, make it a dramatic unibrow. If you’re balding, go completely bald.”

― Sasha Velour

“We’re all born bald, baby.”

― Telly Savalas

“In ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.”

― Vir Das

“Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.”

― Wayne Rooney
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