Top 217 Beer Quotes

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“In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.”

― A. J. P. Taylor

“If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.”

― Adam Carolla

“I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that’s kinda dreamy.”

― Adam Lamberg

“If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, ‘From Beer to Eternity’ is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?”

― Al Jourgensen

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion.”

― Alice Cooper

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”

― Anne Sexton

“Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They’re gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they’ll put a spoonful of jam in it to sweeten it up. They’re this wonderful mix of hard and soft.”

― Antoni Porowski

“Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.”

― Archie Shepp

“I had to give up a lot of foods that I’m accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food.”

― Arnel Pineda

“The first time we played in Berlin, there was this guy who went into the show expecting Steve Perry. He was so frustrated, he threw this paper cup filled with beer on me.”

― Arnel Pineda

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer.”

― Aslaug Magnusdottir

“I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.”

― Babe Ruth

“When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.”

― Bernie Mac

“My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.”

― Big Smo

“’J’eet jet?’ is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you’re ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer.”

― Bill Dedman

“Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!”

― Bill Owen

“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.”

― Billy Carter

“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.”

― Billy Carter

“Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.”

― Billy Carter

“Yes, sir. I’m a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.”

― Billy Carter

“I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too.”

― Billy Carter

“I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat… Insane! Insane!”

― Bob Livingston

“I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer.”

― Bob Shaw

“I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I’m pounding spring water.”

― Brad Delson

“I like beer.”

― Brett Kavanaugh

“All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night.”

― Bruce Eric Kaplan

“I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He’s the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.”

― Bryan Brown

“They say you don’t want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season – just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night.”

― Camille Perri

“In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly a very social type of business.”

― Carlos Alvarez

“My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.”

― Casey Kasem

“I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it’s very good for the hair.”

― Catherine Zeta-Jones

“I grew up with WWE and New Japan, but when I started traveling to Germany, I had the chance to train with people like Christian Eckstein and Tony St. Clair. They were two of the cornerstones of the German ‘beer tent’ wrestling era, when they’d have 30-day tournaments in the same town.”

― Cesaro

“I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.”

― Charles Bronson

“I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they want to, chase their toddlers, drink beer, take photos, get lost in the music and generally be themselves. And because a field has no rules, it’s the perfect place to create unlikely combinations of musical genres.”

― Charles Hazlewood

“We didn’t have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that’s how it started.”

― Charlie Daniels

“If somebody attacks me with words, I’m always like, ‘Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let’s have a beer and talk about it.’”

― Chris Bosh

“When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?”

― Chris Moneymaker

“I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple – like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.”

― Chris O’Donnell

“I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.”

― Christopher Atkins

“I have a beer belly.”

― Christy Turlington

“Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.”

― Clementine Paddleford

“But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).”

― Corey Haim

“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”

― Dan Castellaneta

“I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn’t like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing ‘dumb’ to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it.”

― Danica McKellar

“I dropped out of school to play poker, and at 21, I moved from Toronto to try my luck as a pro in Vegas. I ate the typical meat-heavy diet of most poker players in the ’90s: burgers and steak, along with French fries, mash, and a bucket-load of wine, beer, and vodka. There was nothing fresh in my diet, and I felt terrible.”

― Daniel Negreanu

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

― Dave Barry

“I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for saying this, but my first beer, I was 15 and I didn’t know what to do with it. I thought you were supposed to chug it. So I just downed the whole thing in one gulp. All my friends were like, ‘Duuuuuuude!’”

― Dave Haywood

“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full.”

― Dave Mustaine

“I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never even had a beer.”

― Davey Havok

“The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words.”

― David Droga

“I drank beer, and I had a career year.”

― David Wells

“I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from as minor as Dillon Francis getting smacked in the head with a flying beer can to Dimebag Darrell.”

― Deadmau5

“I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I’ll eat clean and go with whole foods.”

― Demetrious Johnson

“I’ve been performing since 1955. I’m going to have to keep performing till I die because I’m not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol’ beer belly.”

― Dick Dale

“My body was built through years of good food – and beer.”

― Dick Strawbridge

“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.”

― Don Marquis

“People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I’m going to still have that six pack.”

― Donald Driver

“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.”

― Dwight D. Eisenhower

“I’m a big root beer guy.”

― Dylan O’Brien

“I’m not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it’s a champagne, right? It’s not my vibe.”

― Dylan Sprouse

“I’d loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like ‘I like meat.’ Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.”

― Ed O’Neill

“In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That’s when I started to be interested in girls.”

― Ed O’Neill

“In Canada, it’s beer, hockey, and then everything else.”

― Edge

“Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations – wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.”

― Edmund Burke

“One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the names of actual independent beers. After New Belgium came out with a popular beer called Sunshine Wheat, MillerCoors, through its Leinenkugel brand, came out with a beer called Sunset Wheat.”

― Elizabeth Flock

“The battle between craft breweries and big beer stretches back to the 1990s, when the idea of buying a beer brewed by a small, independent brewery first took off.”

― Elizabeth Flock

“In 1984, Jim Koch used his family’s lager recipe to start Boston Beer Company, which has since become the largest ‘craft’ brewer in the country. He brews Samuel Adams, a rich lager named after the American revolutionary that comes with the tagline, ‘Take pride in your beer.’”

― Elizabeth Flock

“The Brewers Association, a trade group of some 2000 small and independent brewers, was founded in 2005 to be a ‘passionate voice for craft brewers’ and craft beer, and it has made itself as vocal as the bigger Beer Institute.”

― Elizabeth Flock

“If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don’t get seated next to at a dinner party.”

― Ellen Malcolm

“I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.”

― Emo Philips

“I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.”

― Eric Bischoff

“I drink a lot of beer.”

― Eric Bischoff

“My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore.”

― Eric Burdon

“The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn’t know me. They wouldn’t drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn’t come down.”

― Ethel Waters

“To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer, he can pay for good entertainment which he can understand, which he can identify with and which will fortify his spirit.”

― F. Sionil Jose

“When I was covering games, and this is back in the ’60s, you’d go into the manager’s office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then.”

― Frank Deford

“You can stand at a bar and scream all you want about who was the greatest athlete and which was the greatest sports dynasty, and you can shout out your precious statistics, and maybe you’re right, and maybe the red-faced guy down the bar – the one with the foam on his beer and the fancy computer rankings – is right, but nobody really knows.”

― Frank Deford

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

― Frank Zappa

“I started off as a bar band. We played ZZ Top, Bob Seger, Waylon Jennings, the Rolling Stones – everything and anything people wanted to hear. You’re not really selling yourself back then; you’re selling beer.”

― Frankie Ballard

“I love coming to New York. I think I’m going to come really often here. I need to – for the show, for the comedy. I want to do the shows here and have a beer and hang out with the comedians.”

― Gad Elmaleh

“My goal is to hit the gym every day I’m on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.”

― Gary Allan

“I’ve met Dick Syron. I like the guy. He’s a man’s man kind of character, a real charmer, the kind of guy you’d want to have a beer with, as well as being an economist of considerable repute.”

― Gary Weiss

“I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.”

― Gemma Chan

“In history books, or the one about the guy who cut his hand off to get out of a canyon in Utah, you really want them to be accurate. But my stuff is such small beer by comparison.”

― Geoff Dyer

“Making new petroleum should be as simple and straightforward as brewing beer.”

― George M. Church

“Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge.”

― George Steinbrenner

“It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.”

― Gisele Bundchen

“You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.”

― Grant Wood

“The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination.”

― Guy Davenport

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.”

― Henry Lawson

“Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram – cheaper than milk or beer.”

― Henry Spencer

“It is a growing process. You can’t just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.”

― Isaac Hanson

“Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I’d like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can’t because there aren’t any.”

― Jack Herer

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”

― Jack Nicholson

“I’m not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it’s made of good Somerset water.”

― Jacob Rees-Mogg

“I don’t drink beer, and I don’t drink at home.”

― James Murphy

“In typical sailing races a long time ago, you’d come in and go out, and the first thing you’d do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink.”

― James Spithill

“People always ask us, ‘Hey, is there going to be a ‘Beerfest 2′?’ I don’t know if I have another beer joke in me.”

― Jay Chandrasekhar

“The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they’re the ones falling down the most.”

― Jay Leno

“If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it’s that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles’ heel for me.”

― Jayson Williams

“We’re basically after Joe’s beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.”

― Jerry Pournelle

“I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika.”

― Jim Himes

“When I was a kid, there was this neighborhood beer and wine store that sold old comics for a nickel a piece. I’d load up on old books whenever we went on vacation. Yeah, I have a lot of fond memories of riding in the back of the ol’ station wagon and reading ‘Mystery in Space’ and ‘Strange Adventures’ as we headed up to Torch Lake.”

― Jim Starlin

“I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I’d never take a job in a place where you couldn’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.”

― Jimmy Breslin

“The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a ‘free beer’ kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.”

― Jimmy Wales

“The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!”

― Joan Ganz Cooney

“The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.”

― Joe Elliott

“I’ve been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I’ve played – not exactly everywhere, but I’ve played enough places.”

― Joe Perry

“I didn’t think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I’d probably still be drinking today.”

― Joe Perry

“Rugby is great. The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.”

― Joe Theismann

“I wasn’t really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.”

― John Denver

“My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.”

― John F. Kelly

“When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn’t sure if the city would object.”

― John Gates

“I was in the Army in the 1960s. I didn’t go to Vietnam. I went to Germany, where I drank beer. But I did have an empathy with the soldiers in Vietnam.”

― John Prine

“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.”

― Johnny Damon

“I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”

― Johnny Depp

“I’ve been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin’ says football season is here quite like watching the game on wall-to-wall flat screen TVs with the smell of Hooters world-famous chicken wings in the air and an ice-cold beer in your hand, served up with one-and-only Hooters hospitality, of course.”

― Jon Gruden

“I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There’s a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.”

― Jon Taffer

“All my friends were in college when I was making ‘Superbad.’ We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn’t like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can’t live like a kid forever, you know?”

― Jonah Hill

“I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.”

― Josh Duhamel

“Did I think it was hypocritical that a professional league making hundreds of millions of dollars off beer sponsorships was telling me not to drink? Yes.”

― Josh Gordon

“Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes.”

― Julia Hartz

“I am big in Japan… heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin Klein, Uniqlo, and lots of magazine covers. It’s such a beautiful country, and they have beer vending machines right on the street. Love that!”

― Julia Voth

“People in the street will either call me ‘Prime Minister’ or ‘Justin.’ We’ll see how that goes. But when I’m working, when I’m with my staff in public, I’m ‘Prime Minister.’ I say that if we’re drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me ‘Justin.’”

― Justin Trudeau

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”

― Kaiser Wilhelm

“When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.”

― Kelly Jones

“Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks – Britney Spears was my first concert.”

― Kelsea Ballerini

“Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.”

― Kenelm Digby

“My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in the back of a truck, heading to Pimlico at 6 A.M. to mark our place in the middle of the Preakness infield, where we never saw a horse run.”

― Kevin Plank

“As far as my street cred goes, I’ll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I’ll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I’ll be a star on stage, but I’ll always hang with the kids.”

― Kid Rock

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

― Kinky Friedman

“If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I… fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same.”

― Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw

“I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male – or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean.”

― Kurt Cobain

“Paul Newman’s an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He’s the only man I’ve ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That’s talent in a way.”

― Lew Wasserman

“I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.”

― Lewis Grizzard

“I’ve never had beer. It smells so disgusting.”

― Lil Yachty

“The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings as a truck driver. Mum was the traditional housewife. Loving, caring, sharing – always the keynotes of the family.”

― Lindsay Fox

“I don’t know what goes on in the crowd. I’ve had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.”

― Lou Reed

“I’m a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can’t drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man.”

― Luke Hemsworth

“Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn’t crazy-crazy, but I was a big fan of his.”

― Madison Beer

“I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.”

― Mads Mikkelsen

“Beer is such an integral part of the Indian culture.”

― Maneet Chauhan

“I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base, because it seemed like an interesting idea, and when it turned out that it worked quite well as an ink, I started using other colors that would complement it, like grays from Higgins black writing ink and, more recently, Dr. P.H. Martin’s olive green and vermilion.”

― Marcel Dzama

“Sam and Dean Winchester sitting on the top of the Impala sharing their feelings over a beer is a reward worth driving any ‘Supernatural’ demon away – but in real life, they’d have crippling co-dependency issues.”

― Margaret Stohl

“Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can’t do it.”

― Margo Martindale

“I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.”

― Mark Henry

“At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and leading a group called Keg Brando and His Kegliners. We organized a little band, but it didn’t last long and didn’t make any money.”

― Marlon Brando

“One of the big things, especially if you’re eating out frequently, is either splitting an entree with someone or ordering a protein-heavy appetizer for an entree, like a salmon or steak tartar. If I’m dying for a burger, I’ll get the burger but have it with salad instead of fries and a glass of red wine instead of a beer.”

― Mary Helen Bowers

“Come 2012, I am not going to be voting for someone based on who I think would be the most fun to hang out and have a beer with. I am going to be voting for the person that I think will have the best chance of beating President Obama and gaining votes from independents.”

― Meghan McCain

“With any luck, Heaven itself will resemble a vast used bookstore, with a really good cafe in one corner, serving dark beer and kielbasa to keep up one’s strength while browsing, and all around will be the kind of angels usually found in Victoria’s Secret catalogs.”

― Michael Dirda

“There’s something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer with.”

― Michael Pitt

“Any group that intends to sell laboratory meat will need to build bioreactors – factories that can grow cells under pristine conditions. Bioreactors aren’t new; beer and yeast are made using similar methods.”

― Michael Specter

“I do like beer, but lately I’ve started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don’t get the alcohol, so that’s a good alternative also.”

― Mike Ditka

“I’ve never, ever tasted beer.”

― Mike Huckabee

“My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.”

― Mike Myers

“At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It’s got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine is at 50 degrees. We take it seriously, but I’m actually not that big of a drinker.”

― Molly Qerim

“Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who’s the person you’d rather have a beer with? The Republican Party, even though it’s a party of incredible wealth and corporate interests, has hidden behind this everyman quality.”

― Morgan Neville

“It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.”

― Natalie Portman

“I should have been born a crazy rich Asian because I do have expensive taste. I have champagne taste but I’m on a beer budget.”

― Nico Santos

“I’ve never read a self help book… the most self-help I’ve read is on a beer mat.”

― Ophelia Lovibond

“Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a beer and a chat with their mates, so a lot of the time, even if you were John Lennon, would not listen to you.”

― Passenger

“What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn’t the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas.”

― Pat Gillick

“I’d like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it’s the ’50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer.”

― Patricia Richardson

“It’s really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They’re not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit.”

― Paul Bloom

“We don’t have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they’re selling 30.”

― Paul Graham

“My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There’s even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad.”

― Peter Higgs

“Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.”

― Peter Jurasik

“I can’t actually read interviews with thesps now because they’re almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.”

― Peter York

“I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.”

― Rebecca Miller

“Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.”

― Richard P. Feynman

“There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.”

― Rick Moranis

“I don’t think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.”

― Rick Santelli

“Beer is nasty.”

― Rob Gronkowski

“I suppose if I went to Turkey – I mean, I can’t imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know ‘please’ and ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, and ‘a beer please’, and all the useful words.”

― Robert Webb

“I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it’s OK. I can say whatever I want. It’s a great job to have.”

― Rodney Carrington

“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”

― Ron White

“Banks’ beer. There’s nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.”

― Ronald Biggs

“I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.”

― Ronda Rousey

“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.”

― Roseanne Barr

“I have respect for beer.”

― Russell Crowe

“I’ve done a fair amount of commercials. I did a bunch of Champion spark plug ads and Levi’s and Molson Beer. You wouldn’t know it. But some of it’s damn good.”

― Ry Cooder

“I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a drink now in 12 years.”

― Samuel L. Jackson

“There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.”

― Sandra Bullock

“I can’t eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.”

― Scott Michael Foster

“My go-to is always Chipotle when I can’t find anything, but if I have the time in the evening or something like that after a show, I’ll go find a local spot for a nice craft beer and a good burger or something like that.”

― Seth Rollins

“For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.”

― Sherwood Boehlert

“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

― Sid Vicious

“If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it’s always zero per cent.”

― Steve Lukather

“I’d happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever happens first.”

― Steve Rushin

“Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn’t it? What’s worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you’ve had some beer.”

― Steven Hall

“In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being the independent beer makers. It’s the indie scene.”

― Stone Cold Steve Austin

“One-third of Americans have already been forced to change their lifestyle because their disposable income is gone. A guy can’t go to the corner bar after a rough day at work to have a beer, that’s gone to oil!”

― Terry McAuliffe

“As I sat back and imagined what my transition from the Red Sox might be, I thought it would smell more like champagne than beer, I guess you would say.”

― Theo Epstein

“Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education.”

― Thomas Hughes

“The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That’s your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.”

― Timothy Olyphant

“Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods – white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs, roasted peppers, olives, and wild mushrooms, to name a few.”

― Tom Douglas

“You can’t really indulge in anything when you’re wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.”

― Tom Lenk

“Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.”

― Tom T. Hall

“I’m not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.”

― Tony Finau

“My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.”

― Tori Amos

“For so many years, I was trying to beat my hair into submission, trying to get it to look like someone else’s hair, and I didn’t know how. I remember going through a phase where I even put beer in my hair, because I was told that would make it smooth and curly.”

― Tracee Ellis Ross

“My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer.”

― Travis Fimmel

“If I went on vacation, I’d rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel… My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer.”

― Travis Fimmel

“I think till I reached my mid-30s, I just rebelled and rebelled. But eventually, the one thing I did pick up from mom was paying attention to my hair. We all put eggs, oil, dahi, even beer in our hair.”

― Twinkle Khanna

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”

― Unknown

“The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I’ve moved crates of beer; I’ve been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do.”

― Vincent Rodriguez III

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

― Washington Irving

“My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, ‘That’s a wrap,’ after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me.”

― Wes Craven

“I have quit chewing tobacco and don’t touch any lager beer, and I don’t speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship.”

― Wild Bill Hickok

“Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war.”

― William Lyon Mackenzie King

“For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.”

― Xenophon

“If someone doubts our right to exist – be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich’s beer halls, in Gaza’s crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar – it’s their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn’t love them.”

― Yair Lapid

“I’m just worried that there’s enough beer on the bus. That’s the top priority at all times.”

― Zakk Wylde

“We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.”

― Zakk Wylde

“On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.”

― Zakk Wylde

“I’m more of a guy’s girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don’t bicker or sit down and do my nails.”

― Zoe Saldana
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