Top 103 Butt Quotes

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“I have a Brazilian trainer here in New York and we do a Brazilian Butt Lift workout.”

― Alessandra Ambrosio

“When I’m in really good shape, I like my butt. It’s juicy – that’s what my fiance says.”

― Ali Larter

“I’ve gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt. It’s a different kind of kicking, though.”

― Anthony Anderson

“I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I’m very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.”

― Ariana Grande

“I kick butt on karaoke with any Journey song!”

― Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

“I try to do Pilates when I can all year around and I also like to swim a lot. I also have a trainer that kicks my butt when it’s needed.”

― Behati Prinsloo

“People can’t stand the fact that, yes, we were models, but now we can kick anyone’s butt in the ring.”

― Brie Bella

“I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.”

― Brie Bella

“We are always going to be influenced by America… I watched the word ‘bum’ go out and ‘butt’ come in. And part of me says, oh that’s a shame, but Aussie boys are still Aussie boys.”

― Bryan Brown

“As a female there aren’t too many characters that are very empowering, and there’s something very empowering about Lara Croft. She kicks butt and she does it in style. She’s confident and she’s educated.”

― Camilla Luddington

“I just know what I want, and I’m willing to butt heads with folks to get it.”

― Carlene Carter

“Anorexia is a response to cultural images of the female body – waiflike, angular – that both capitulates to the ideal and also mocks it, strips away all the ancillary signs of sexuality, strips away breasts and hips and butt and leaves in their place a garish caricature, a cruel cartoon of flesh and bone.”

― Caroline Knapp

“For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That’s all there is to it.”

― Charlaine Harris

“What woman wants a camera following around her naked butt?”

― Charlotte Ross

“Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.”

― Chris Martin

“I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it’s just going to get flatter and harder.”

― Chrissy Teigen

“Men and Pilates – it’s like the hardest thing on the planet to them! They’re not used to getting those muscles. Core and butt and stuff – they’re so confused.”

― Chrissy Teigen

“I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.”

― Christie Brinkley

“If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt.”

― Cindy Crawford

“I’m not a prude. On the set, they called me ‘Butt Naked.’”

― Cuba Gooding, Jr.

“I’ve been working very hard off-off-off-off-off-off-off Broadway and doing little films and really sweating my butt off in tiny little black boxes.”

― Dan Fogler

“You can have a good time and kick some butt – they’re not mutually exclusive.”

― Dana Loesch

“There aren’t plus-sized teens represented in film who aren’t made the butt of a joke.”

― Danielle Macdonald

“In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders with my fists, boots and rifle butt, and with stockade time.”

― David Hackworth

“Training is not just about a perkier butt. It should give you a healthier outlook on life.”

― David Kirsch

“I’m not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games.”

― David Wells

“I need savory sauces, stews and pastas. I can’t live without pastas. My butt, you can tell I like to eat.”

― Debi Mazar

“I can’t hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you’re going to hit a golf ball.”

― Dennis Quaid

“I don’t kiss nobody’s butt.”

― Dolly Parton

“Why can’t we actually sing and get respected as good singers and songwriters without having our boobs and butt hanging out?”

― Dolores O’Riordan

“Although I’m shorter, all of my weight I carry in my back and my butt. That’s where most of my weight is.”

― Eddie Alvarez

“Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.”

― Edward Hoagland

“Don’t compare yourself to anybody. I did that a lot when I was younger. I was so insecure about my butt.”

― Elsa Hosk

“I used to hate my butt – like, hate it. In school, I used to cover it up. I felt like it was too big; like, I felt like I needed to wear a sweater over it. It was awful.”

― Elsa Hosk

“I think I’m the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.”

― Eugene Levy

“I have a personal trainer who comes over at least four times a week and kicks my butt. I get so sore that I can’t even walk.”

― Eva Longoria

“I’ve got a big mole on my butt. It’s true.”

― Gedde Watanabe

“When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”

― George W. Bush

“Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout ‘Bang!’”

― George Will

“Yes, I did some rewrites of the show as some of the stuff was not very good and I worked my butt off to make it something that the audience liked and that I could be proud of.”

― Gil Gerard

“I worked my butt off.”

― Glen Campbell

“As a craftsman, I bust my butt as much for ‘Blade 2’ as I do for ‘Devil’s Backbone.’”

― Guillermo del Toro

“In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!”

― Halle Berry

“For us to be successful, we have to kick our competitors’ butt.”

― Howard Lutnick

“Exercise has its hazards. Runners are sidelined by shinsplints, freestylists by swimmer’s ear, and who hasn’t heard of tennis elbow? But the fitness buff of the ’90s has a far greater worry. StairMaster Butt.”

― Jake Tapper

“As we all know, Aquaman is somewhat the butt of the joke in the superhero world.”

― James Wan

“I’m vain. My arms are thin, but I’m vain about loose flesh. And so I’m careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.”

― Jane Fonda

“But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather.”

― Jason Biggs

“My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.”

― Jay London

“I definitely have hips, and I’m shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I’ll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I’m not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt.”

― Jenna Ushkowitz

“I am constantly the butt of jokes.”

― Jerry Reinsdorf

“I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach’s shorts were shorter than mine.”

― Jessica Simpson

“Lazy doesn’t exist. Lazy is a symptom of something else. The person who can’t get up off their butt is just a person who’s depressed. It’s usually a pervasive lack of self-worth, or a feeling of helplessness.”

― Jillian Michaels

“It’s nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren’t the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.”

― Jim Carrey

“I work out, but I’m not doing it specifically because I show my butt on TV.”

― Jimmy Smits

“When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it’s ugly looking – and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.”

― Joe Gold

“Get off your butt and join the Marines!”

― John Wayne

“I’m not built for war. I’m built for entertainment. I’m built for jokes – either telling them or being the butt of them.”

― Josh Peck

“I really work on my abs. I’ll do crunches, and I work on my butt.”

― Karrueche Tran

“I really like working with someone one-on-one – my trainer kicks my butt!”

― Karrueche Tran

“I always mix it up. I do everything from yoga to running – StairMaster does wonders for your butt, ladies!”

― Katie Cassidy

“I always had really long swimmer’s arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.”

― Kirstie Alley

“The first place I gain weight is in my rear end. I love my butt, but I have a tendency to get saddlebags there, so I need to watch it.”

― Kourtney Kardashian

“I’ve had editors over the years who couldn’t find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.”

― Len Wein

“These things I believe: that government should butt out.”

― Lyn Nofziger

“I realized that you didn’t have to make self-deprecating remarks or turn yourself into the butt of some unspoken joke. I also discovered that being big didn’t deter possible suitors.”

― Maeve Binchy

“As soon as I check into a hotel, I get butt naked and I watch super trash TV like ‘Storage Wars’ and ‘The Bachelor.’”

― Mary Lambert

“If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up.”

― Michael Nutter

“I am such a great gamer that seven-year-olds kick my butt.”

― Michael Rooker

“My friends all tell me I was born with a horseshoe up my butt.”

― Michael Trucco

“And anyway, modeling wasn’t for me. I’m too short. I’ve got a big butt. It wasn’t going to happen.”

― Minka Kelly

“I don’t mind having a big butt – they’re back in style. But I do a lot of squats to make sure my booty’s not dragging on the ground.”

― Miranda Lambert

“I’ll work my butt off to do something well.”

― Nancy Wilson

“I probably only cried five or six times in my life and I think four of those times was from my daddy kicking my butt.”

― Nelly

“If people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it’s conversational. That’s what people are gonna do.”

― Nicki Minaj

“Women are strong now. Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We’re kicking butt and taking no prisoners.”

― Patti LaBelle

“Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We’re kicking butt and taking no prisoners.”

― Patti LaBelle

“Trading is very competitive and you have to be able to handle getting your butt kicked.”

― Paul Tudor Jones

“I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.”

― Pete Waterman

“Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It’s one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.”

― Peter Dinklage

“You don’t need a rope to pinch a stranger’s butt.”

― Phil McGraw

“I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby.”

― Poppy Montgomery

“We ignore our feelings a lot, I realize. Many of us have to… until they really bite us in the butt.”

― Queen Latifah

“I’m human and I’ve played my butt off for ten years. I’m not a loafer, I’m not a jerk, I’m a baseball player.”

― Reggie Jackson

“You work your butt off and somebody says you can’t have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.”

― Richard Pryor

“Residuals from Australia, from the Mission Magic show, saved my butt. So there is a reason for everything.”

― Rick Springfield

“I could always take a joke. I could always be the butt of the joke. I could always hand it out. That was just who I was.”

― Ricky Gervais

“I always used to be the villain or the comic butt of some show.”

― Robert Preston

“Girls come up to me and start crying. Or they’re so nervous, they are shaking. Some have tried to sneak grabs of my abs and my butt!”

― Ryan Guzman

“I do have thighs and a butt. I have cellulite.”

― Salma Hayek

“The first year I started hockey, I didn’t know how to skate, so I got on the ice with all of the hockey players, and we were doing drills where we had to go backwards in figure eights. And I could not skate, and I just kept falling on my butt, and it was very embarrassing.”

― Shawn Mendes

“I grip very close to the butt of the racket. This allows me to get a lot of wrist action to create more spin and whip.”

― Sloane Stephens

“In all the years I’ve been playing, I’ve never considered changing my cue. It was the first cue I ever bought, aged 13, picked from a cabinet in a Dunfermline snooker centre just because I liked the Rex Williams signature on it. I saved £40 to buy it. It’s a cheap bit of wood, and it’s been the butt of other players’ jokes for ages.”

― Stephen Hendry

“I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way.”

― Stone Gossard

“Whenever I wasn’t working, I had my butt back in normal school.”

― Tahj Mowry

“I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in ‘The Avengers,’ kicking butt.”

― Taraji P. Henson

“I had that flying wheel tattooed on my forehead and on my butt.”

― Ted Lindsay

“I’ll tell you this: Tommy Morrison has a tattoo of Elvis Presley on his butt, he likes to hunt and fish, and his favorite movie is ‘GoodFellas.’”

― Tommy Morrison

“When you’re around somebody all the time, you butt heads every now and then. That’s what happens in every family.”

― Trae Young

“I work my butt off and have a positive attitude.”

― Urijah Faber

“I told my family, ‘If I get out of line, just kick my butt.’ The last thing that I want is to change.”

― Verne Troyer

“For me, I usually play the kick -butt, strong business type.”

― Vivica A. Fox

“I busted my butt all my life building companies.”

― Wayne Huizenga
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