Gilbert Gottfried

Top 212 Naked Quotes

“It’s because I have no sense of shame that I’m always willing to give things a go: I’ve ridden horses naked into the sea, I’ve climbed rocks, all kinds of things.” ― Abbey Lee Kershaw “Naked dudes are inherently funny.” ― Adam DeVine “There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.” ― Agnes …

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Top 1381 King Quotes

“I was just so excited to have a child! I held him up like he was Simba in ‘The Lion King.’ I wanted to sing ‘The Circle of Life.’” ― Aaron Lazar “I used to always sing my way into the movies and the basketball games or whatever. I’d sing for whoever’s on the door, …

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Top 2595 Comedy Quotes

“The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.” ― Aaron Allston “I don’t do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.” ― Aaron Eckhart “I’d like to do a romantic comedy.” ― Aaron Eckhart “I never …

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Top 2625 I Think Quotes

“I admit I think it is immoral for Jews to live in the Diaspora.” ― A. B. Yehoshua “I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.” ― A. N. Wilson “Personally, I think universities are finished. So much rubbish gets taught.” ― A. N. Wilson “I think a biography is only as interesting …

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Top 159 Known Quotes

“Everyone believes that artificial or prerecorded calls – ‘robocalls,’ as they’re known – are awful. They’re intrusive. They’re unwanted.” ― Ajit Pai “It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.” ― Albert Einstein “The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.” ― …

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Top 26 Jack Quotes

“My ’24’ death obviously sent Jack Bauer into a huge downward spiral.” ― Annie Wersching “I was obsessed with Jack Nicholson. Like, I watched ‘Prizzi’s Honor’ when I was, like, 11.” ― Ben Feldman “I’m not Jack Nicholson. I’m not Brando. But I do mumble.” ― Benicio Del Toro “I’m kind of a Jack of …

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Top 811 Watching Quotes

“When I was in the West Coast watching the Giants, Rich Aurilia was a guy I always liked.” ― Aaron Judge “It was surreal to play opposite Angela Lansbury and Elaine Stritch, Bernadette Peters and Catherine Zeta-Jones. There was so much to learn just from watching them, and it was an honor to share the …

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Top 34 Surgeon Quotes

“As a kid, I liked making up stories, and I wrote a story about a kangaroo and a bat with Christy Chang, and she went on to become a surgeon.” ― Aimee Bender “My first professional job was a Pete Bowker series for ITV called ‘Monroe.’ I played a Junior Cardiac Surgeon called Mullery.” ― …

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Top 983 Police Quotes

“I have a new show now called ‘The Bridge,’ where I play a guy who’s a real-life guy. My character’s based on the life of a guy named Craig Bromell who was a cop for 12 years and then became head of the police association, so basically the president of the union for 85,000 cops.” …

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Top 6695 Someone Quotes