Vanessa Bayer

Top 304 Looking Back Quotes

“When I worked for Planned Parenthood, we had a specific protocol that we had to follow when picking up our abortion doctor. Looking back, I realize how crazy this was, but at the time, I felt like I was a part of some super secret high-level security task force.” ― Abby Johnson “Certainly when I …

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Top 8041 Job Quotes

“It’s sort of my job to feel good.” ― A. J. Jacobs “Sometimes I feel like if I’m not getting people to boo me, then I’m not doing my job right.” ― A.J. Styles “My job was to build, and that’s still my job – and I like that better than interviews.” ― A. James …

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Top 127 Twice Quotes

“My own center, my Kingdom Center, which is the highest priced tower in Saudi Arabia, was vacated twice because of terrorist attacks, terrorist threats.” ― Al-Waleed bin Talal “To beat City twice is no easy feat.” ― Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain “Boxing changed my life twice.” ― Amir Khan “I guess my claim to fame is I’ve …

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Top 2595 Comedy Quotes

“The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.” ― Aaron Allston “I don’t do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.” ― Aaron Eckhart “I’d like to do a romantic comedy.” ― Aaron Eckhart “I never …

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Top 182 Sketch Quotes

“What I love about sketch is that the writing of it is idea-based. It’s not story-based. It’s like, ‘This is a behavior, and we’re going to write, in a small sample, the funniest way to heighten this behavior.’ Sitcoms or movies are about story.” ― Adam Pally “It takes a lot of time to write …

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Top 811 Watching Quotes