Top 31 Crap Quotes

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“Most modern comedy is crap.”

― Adrian Edmondson

“I don’t like a lot of what’s published as hard SF. Much of it is right-wing, reactionary crap.”

― Alastair Reynolds

“I always thought communism was crap, really.”

― Alexei Sayle

“There’s so much crap talked about acting.”

― Ben Kingsley

“I don’t give a crap about clowns.”

― Blake Shelton

“I can’t keep secrets for crap.”

― Brett Eldredge

“The XCX really stands for ‘kiss Charli kiss,’ which is unbelievably crap.”

― Charli XCX

“I eat crap.”

― Christina Ricci

“I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.”

― Dave Hickey

“I can’t begin to describe the amount of crap I’ve taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.”

― Dennis Rodman

“Films cannot change anybody’s life. That’s a load of crap.”

― Dimple Kapadia

“All the crap that we’ve encumbered our lives with, it’s really meaningless.”

― Emilio Estevez

“I just think political correctness is crap.”

― Gary Oldman

“Broadway is not about surprises. It’s about rewarding the putrid, formulaic crap that makes Broadway Broadway.”

― Hilton Als

“I’m not soppy-romantic. I don’t buy Valentine’s cards or any of that cheesy crap.”

― James May

“I’m proud of all our records. Even the crap ones.”

― Joe Strummer

“Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.”

― Kristen Stewart

“There is no way I’d have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.”

― Laura Carmichael

“I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.”

― Miroslav Vitous

“Burroughs is crap. Crap.”

― Ray Bradbury

“Everything government touches turns to crap.”

― Ringo Starr

“’Parable of the Sower’ is capital-I Important. Put it on the literary fiction shelf. Put it on the Holy Crap fiction shelf. Put it on every shelf. This is one of the all-time great American novels.”

― Robin Sloan

“I’m crap at interviews. I’m just not very good at sentences.”

― Rupert Graves

“Being a woman is really crap.”

― Siobhan Fahey

“I got a lot of crap for being named SZA but not being affiliated with Wu-Tang, and being a girl.”


“Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

― Theodore Sturgeon

“Climate change is crap.”

― Tony Abbott

“I hate English kids rapping – complete crap.”

― Tony Wilson

“I don’t even read the newspaper; I don’t read that crap.”

― Tracy Morgan

“I don’t do divas. I don’t do entourages. I don’t do the Hollywood crap.”

― Tyler Perry

“The rankings – they don’t mean crap, to be honest.”

― Urijah Faber
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