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“I’m a cheap date.”
“I don’t date celebrities.”
“My ideal date would involve a park or rowing in those little boats on a lake.”
“To date or not to date that is the question. It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.”
“I’m very romantic, I’m extremely romantic. I date my wife.”
“Who wouldn’t want to date Salman?”
“There are proofs that date back to the Greeks that are still valid today.”
“I don’t even date; I’m terrible with women.”
“The man that I married is the man I knew I was going to marry on the third date.”
“I don’t date girls. I date women.”
“A lot of the guys that I date and my friends are all in bands.”
“I wasn’t allowed to date in high school.”
“Date night is important, even if it’s going to Schlotzsky’s.”
“I certainly didn’t want to date. I was through with guys.”
“I once took a date whitewater rafting and brought my entire band/crew along.”
“I’m not allowed to date. My dad said so. Not until I’m, like, 90.”
“Stoller is one of my favorite comedic directors – one of my favorite directors that I’ve worked with to date.”
“Nobody’s told me anything to date that I’ve been completely reviled by.”
“I absolutely did date Victoria Beckham, yes.”
“I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.”
“I’ve always tried to do pictures that don’t date.”
“The earliest dated monument yet discovered in Tikal and all of the Maya lowlands, Stela 29, has a Long Count date of 8.12.14.13.15, which translates to A.D. 292.”
“I should see a board of directors who should vote on who I should date.”
“I’m a lot of fun on a date.”
“For a date night with my girlfriend, we go to Zuma for Japanese.”
“In my mind, I’ve always checked out in 2037; that’s always been my expiration date. I’ll be 75.”
“I’m a really good friend; I’m terrible to date.”
“I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all.”
“Maybe 10 times a year I’ll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.”
“My friends are very opinionated about the people I date.”
“I date, but the person I date most is myself, unfortunately.”
“I’ve never been on a date.”
“Good design doesn’t date.”
“I just tend to date straight girls. That’s my problem: I’m a turner.”
“I don’t date rock ‘n’ rollers. I just marry them.”
“I don’t date. The thought of that is so yuck.”
“I’m a very cheap date.”
“I only seem to date younger women.”
“I do date quite frequently.”
“Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.”
“I’m an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!”
“I’m freakishly competitive, so I set a date to achieve a certain weight or fitness.”
“The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give ’em a number or give ’em a date, but never give ’em both at once.”
“I don’t have time to date.”
“I just don’t know how to date.”
“My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved.”
“You change with the guys you date.”
“I don’t have time to date.”
“I’ve never been on a date.”
“There’s always time to date.”
“I will not go on a blind date.”
“We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.”
“Guys and girls can be friends without having to date!”
“I try not to date musicians. It’s all I’ve dated. Every guy I’ve dated is a musician. Obviously, it’s not working.”
“I used to date Latoya for awhile, I was a close freind of the family.”
“Nearly every notable event in ‘Wake’ has a date or a time stamp.”
“No, I mean, I most certainly date and go out.”
“No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.”
“It is a challenge to have your launch date slip continuously.”
“I made a conscious decision not to date actors.”
“So soon as a fashion is universal, it is out of date.”
“Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn’t embarrassed that he or she asked.”
“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.”
“Anytime I had a date, it was at the Sadie Hawkins Day dance.”
“We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date.”
“In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.”
“I’m not really satisfied with anything I have written to date.”
“I shake hands on the first date.”
“I don’t know if there is an expiration date on diversity.”
“Dance is a profession with an expiration date for many people.”
“There’s no way I would date Park Hyung Sik.”
“Good design doesn’t date. Bad design does.”
“You know, I’m not sure I ever even had a blind date!”
“I actually did not have a date to my prom. I ended up taking a friend.”
“Sanctions against polluters are feeble and out of date, and are rarely invoked.”
“It was terrible on dates, because I could never eat when I was on a date.”
“For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.”
“I’d like to date, but I’m not really in a position to meet girls.”
“I’ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.”
“I date guys who are five, 10, 15 years older than I am.”
“Policy gets out of date.”
“I haven’t had a date in 26 years.”
“I went to the prom with a girlfriend of my sister’s, a platonic date.”
“I went out on a date with Simile. I don’t know what I metaphor.”
“One of the reasons why there are so many versions of Chekhov is that translations date in a way that the original doesn’t; translations seem to be of their time.”
“Akshay’s idea of a romantic date is a six-kilometre jog, followed by 500 crunches… together! Eeeeks!”
“Guys who are charismatic and fun-loving and sweet and generous are the ones I want to date.”
“My dad wouldn’t let me date until I was 16.”