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“My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.”
“I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.”
“I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.”
“I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.”
“I live at the dentist’s. I’m on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.”
“My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was very interested in what was going on in the invisible world, the survival of the consciousness, precipitated paintings, mediumship, and trans-channeling.”
“I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so… I’m fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.”
“My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn’t bite. My top jaw was broken and brought forward, and my bottom jaw was broken and put back.”
“I find it irresponsible to go, ‘She’s an actress, what does she know?’ That means if you’re a dentist, what do you know? If you’re a lawyer, what do you know? It’s our profession, it’s what we do. It’s not who we are.”
“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.”
“I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let’s make it the orthodontist.”
“I wanted to be a dentist when I was younger. But then I started to get big and realized that my hands were so big, I’d kind of scare the little kids away.”
“Before I got into rock n’ roll, I was going to be a dentist.”
“When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!”
“What helps writers, and ultimately, obviously, helps the actors – who should serve the words that the writer puts on the page – is if the character has damages, because then the writers can cultivate and excavate, like a dentist going into a tooth.”
“I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.”
“Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
“Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.”
“We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.”
“I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I’m at the dentist, I’ll flip through those magazines as well. But it’s especially annoying when it’s something that is too much.”
“The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.”
“I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt’s dental practice and be a dentist.”
“I’d rather go to the dentist… but I’m going.”
“For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.”
“I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.”
“One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.”
“For the very top earners, vision and inspiration are essential. You need those to become the next Steve Jobs, but perhaps not to be the highest paid dentist in Beverly Hills.”
“I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.”
