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“As a girl, my favorite toy was my dollhouse; if I could still play with it now, I would!”
“If I could have grown up to be Robin Thicke, I would have. But I’m glad somebody in the family did.”
“My laugh is filthy. I’d change it if I could, but it’s become a trademark.”
“If I could only have cash, I know that I would spend very little.”
“If I could get a deal on whatever my impulse was, whenever my impulse struck, and it was nearby, I would use that all the time. It would reshape the way that I shop.”
“If I could get Office on a tablet, I’d throw my laptop away.”
“I used to say that if I could get paid to read books, my life would be made.”
“If I could have anyone’s mind for a day, I really can’t think of anyone other than Einstein.”
“If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.”
“If I could be half of what Mike Sweeney was, I’ll be happy with it.”
“I was a young-un when I got my first million. Then I realized if I got one, I could get two. If I could get two, I could get ten. If I could get ten, I could get a hundred.”
“If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.”
“If I could play Jean Valjean, I think that would be the pinnacle.”
“If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I’d be Jack Nicholson.”
“The biggest klutz would be myself, so if I could offer help to myself I would. I’m the most off my game most often.”
“I’d like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I’m like a teenager. I’d have ‘Teen Beat’ if I could, for grown-ups.”
“I’d wear all APC if I could afford it and wasn’t embarrassing to go head-to-toe in one brand.”
“I knew I could do anything I wanted to do and go anywhere I wanted to go and not have to worry if I could afford it.”
“I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.”
“If I could eat without gaining weight or getting unhealthy, I would eat all the time.”
“If I could grill for breakfast, I would.”
“I don’t know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.”
“If I could make millions of dollars being a softball player, I would quit acting in a second.”
“Frankly, if I could get away with not having to perform, I’d be very happy. It’s not my favorite thing to do.”
“If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.”
“Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I’d do it more if I could get away with it.”
“If I could do a sort of comical musical, that would be everything!”
“If I could sing and play like Lightnin’ Hopkins, I would.”
“If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler’s mum, guns and broccoli.”
“If I could read while I was driving, showering, socializing or sleeping, I would do it.”
“On the pitch if I could summarise 2018 in one word it would be progress.”
“If I could remember the names of all these particles, I’d be a botanist.”
“If I could have had my baby sooner, I would have, simply to spend more years with him.”
“If I could gain 1,000 pounds and be healthy, I would love to do that.”
“If I could get my membership fee back, I’d resign from the human race.”
“It would be spectacular if I could be the top scorer and win the World Cup with Argentina.”
“I’m very connected to my neighbourhood. If I could, I’d take the entire Peri Garden neighbourhood to form a Jardim Peri in Manchester.”
“If I could wave a magic wand, we would eliminate income tax; we would eliminate corporate tax. We would abolish the IRS, and we could replace all of it with one federal consumption tax.”
“If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.”
“If I could make every movie with Richard Linklater, I would.”
“Would I swap what I have achieved as a cook if I could have been as successful as a footballer? Definitely.”
“If I could, I’d love to make ‘Dragon’s Dogma 2’ – it’d be awesome.”
“If I could make noise with anything, I was going to.”
“If I could find anything blacker than black, I’d use it.”
“If I could do theater during the hiatus and then do ’30 Rock’ in the winter, that would be my ideal job.”
“If I could do one thing over I’d have been nicer to my parents.”
“If I could really move my career much more into predominantly directing, I would jump at that.”
“If I could be in any band, I think it would have to be The Beatles. That would have been a lot of fun.”
“I wanted to see if I could win a championship in San Antonio.”
“I would work every day if I could.”
“Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?”
“If I could still play, I would be trying. It’s been 15 years.”
“If I could live in space, I would definitely do that.”
“If I could turn into my old coaches, or my parents, then I’d consider that a definite plus.”
“I’m obsessed with ‘Hamilton.’ I’ve seen it, like, three times, and if I could get a weekly pass, I would.”
“I would sleep 12 hours a day if I could.”
“If I could have any superpower, I would want hyper-intelligence.”
“If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be.”
“If I could have lived as an actress in any period, it would have been the 1920s – I would have loved to have been part of that speakeasy era.”
“The fact that I lost my mum was horrible, and if I could change anything, I would definitely change that.”
“I wonder if I could make an electric bass.”
“Shortly after my dad died, my mom figured that if I could do a few commercials, I’d get a college fund.”
“All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle, I would be a really happy camper.”
“If I could play this game at a decent level, I’d come back and play.”
“If you were to ask me to speak Swedish or Dutch or German, I have no idea if I could pull that off!”
“If I could afford it, I’d buy 1,000 acres and put my house right dead-center.”
“If I could get bands to come and play in my house, I’d like that.”
“If I could be working every day, I would be.”
“I love to sleep. I’d sleep all day if I could.”
“If I could afford to live in London I would.”
“England is very interested as well, and other countries if I could speak the languages!”
“If I could read it, I could play it.”
“It’s a hard life… but if I could, I would do it all again.”
“I thought ‘UnSouled’ would come in at around 400 pages, but it took 650 pages, and even then I felt like I was rushing the conclusion, so I asked my editor and publisher if I could divide it again. So a sequel became a trilogy, and the trilogy became a tetralogy – although we’re not calling it that.”
“When I started coaching, I wanted to find out quickly if I could do it.”
“If I could put in 100 per cent effort to make a film, then a dance film would require that I put in 200 per cent. Making a regular film is much easier.”
“I would read all day if I could.”
“I have suffered as much as Martin Luther King. Only I didn’t get the bullet. And I would have taken the bullet if I could have.”
“I love L.A. I’d move there tomorrow if I could.”
“If I could be a musician, I’d do it. I love singing.”
“If I could just get a piece of lemon, it’d be great.”
“If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in ‘Moulin Rouge,’ I would.”
“If I could sing, I wouldn’t be a guitarist.”
“If I could have played in the qualifying rounds for the Beijing Olympics, the result could have changed. India would have booked the Olympics berth.”
“I would be onstage all the time if I could.”
“We’ll never know if I could have made it to the NFL. Do I think so? Yeah.”
“If I could throw a dinner party for anyone, I’d invite Lena Dunham, Dave Chappelle, and Gena Rowlands.”
“I’m a huge David Lindsay-Abaire fan. If I could write, I would want to write like him.”
“I didn’t know if I could make a good movie. But I knew I could make a respectful one.”
“I would like to be Pope if I could.”
“If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the ’70s.”
“I would live with all of my sisters if I could. We’ve always been very close, my sisters and me.”
“I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”
“If I could kidnap Bryan Doyle-Murray and force him to be in my family, I would. I love him; I really do.”
“I love ‘Harry Potter.’ I’m a huge nerd – I would dress up if I could.”
“I have been asked what would I ban immediately if I could. Advertising.”
“If I could police every other social platform in the world, I would.”