Top 31 Jack Whitehall Quotes of 2020

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“I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I like to think I’m a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.”

― Jack Whitehall

“My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn’t such a tragic ending.”

― Jack Whitehall

“There’s a real sense of camaraderie with sitcoms.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I’ve definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: ‘I’m not going to do jokes about anything crude because I’m bigger and better than that.’ But then, I don’t know… It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.”

― Jack Whitehall

“Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I’m very conscious of other people’s opinions and of people not liking me.”

― Jack Whitehall

“If I’m in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can’t.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I don’t like comedians who don’t have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.”

― Jack Whitehall

“Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but every now and then there will be someone who comes along and ruins it.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I’d like to scale back the television. I’m constantly told that I’m over-exposed, and I don’t want to end up like Carol Vorderman.”

― Jack Whitehall

“My dad doesn’t hug me enough!”

― Jack Whitehall

“Once you start doing a lot, you don’t ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you’re not doing something.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I’m not actually posh; I’m really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than me and has an amazing gait; and Tom Cruise has a brilliant run. I’m just gangly.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.”

― Jack Whitehall

“When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow’s lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.”

― Jack Whitehall

“If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp – even up close, he’s amazing.”

― Jack Whitehall

“Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It’s a bit like being in a psychiatrist’s chair – but more enjoyable.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I acted at school but got very bad parts – things that they’d made up in Shakespeare plays like ‘Guard 17’ – so I wrote plays and gave myself parts, then I wrote sketches, then I did stand-up. Even in the school nativity I was the emu in the manger.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.”

― Jack Whitehall

“For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of ‘alright guvnors?’ It wasn’t true to who I was.”

― Jack Whitehall

“When I’m on stage, I’m quite over the top – I’m quite flamboyant and camp.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.”

― Jack Whitehall

“Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood – I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won’t be met by silence.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I was the first person in the world to audition for ‘The Hobbit’. The casting director told me that when I went in. That’s a lot of pressure, isn’t it? The first person in the world.”

― Jack Whitehall

“I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.”

― Jack Whitehall
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