Top 35 Jay London Quotes of 2020

Jay London A Well-Known Stand-Up Comic

The best thing about Jay London, when he used to come in front of the people, is that entangle with his audience. He was in the habit of making people very familiar to him and connected. And that is the best quality of jay landon that gives him a unique image among the people. The best part of his comedies is that one-line funny statements. That is used to letting people laugh. 

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He is known for one-liners and he used to person original comedy most of the time. And that are some reasons that gave him a unique persona in the comedy world. He is an American, was born in The Bronx. And if you look at his personality, then you would curly hair funny face. 

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  • While performing the comedy on the stage in front of hundreds of people, he was in the habit of saying a single phrase many times in different sounds. And the best part is that this is known as Thank you and sound very funny because he used to say according to the environment of comedy.
  • He possesses a really sober personality and at his young age, he moved to Los Angeles. Initially, he started his career as a boxer, but with some years he got a chance to perform stand-up comics. 

And then he was given enough attention in his performance. He performed internationally different stages and the big platforms. And there are many people, who are crazy about his way of performing stand-up comic on stage.    

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Best Jay London Quotations List

“I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.”

― Jay London

“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese.”

― Jay London

“I’m convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb – they diffused it.”

― Jay London

“I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don’t worry it’s not the end of the world.”

― Jay London

“My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.”

― Jay London

“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”

― Jay London

“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”

― Jay London

“I wanted to join the Army the sign said ‘Be All That You Can Be’, they told me it wasn’t enough.”

― Jay London

“I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.”

― Jay London

“I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.”

― Jay London

“They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I’m more concerned about the adults.”

― Jay London

“I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.”

― Jay London

“I saw a stationery store move.”

― Jay London

“Do you know it was a year a ago today?”

― Jay London

“A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.”

― Jay London

“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”

― Jay London

“I model irregular clothing.”

― Jay London

“You know what burns me? Matches.”

― Jay London

“My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”

― Jay London

“I went to a urologist – he told me I could go at any time.”

― Jay London

“Does anybody know what I’m doing up here?”

― Jay London

“At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?”

― Jay London

“I was born nine months premature.”

― Jay London

“A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.”

― Jay London

“People read me but they don’t subscribe.”

― Jay London

“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”

― Jay London

“I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.”

― Jay London

“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”

― Jay London

“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”

― Jay London

“After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride… it’s not much but at least I have my pride.”

― Jay London

“I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.”

― Jay London

“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.”

― Jay London

“I went out with a promiscuous impressionist – she did everybody.”

― Jay London

“Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.”

― Jay London

“I’m on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.”

― Jay London

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