Top 45 Messed Up Quotes

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“I’m at a point where there isn’t any wasted movement in the throwing motion. Everything is consistent and smooth. When I first got into the league, I held the ball really high. That was the standard in college, and it messed up my timing a little bit – the draw, bringing it back, then the release.”

― Aaron Rodgers

“I’m still messed up and have all kinds of problems, just like anybody.”

― Andrew W.K.

“If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn’t be invited back.”

― Ansel Elgort

“Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.”

― Bam Margera

“When I was born, they put casts on my legs ’cause I had some kind of dysplasia or something. My legs were all messed up.”

― Bebe Neuwirth

“Channel 4 know I’m messed up. But they’ve got a soft spot for me.”

― Big Narstie

“I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended.”

― Bobby Jindal

“The world is pretty messed up.”

― Brett Gelman

“It’s very difficult to photograph an opera. And they messed up on it. It just wasn’t there. And I don’t blame the Gershwins for taking it away. Of course, if they had gotten the original company to have done it, it would have been very good.”

― Cab Calloway

“I’m in a business where the only thing that matters is weight and appearance. That is so messed up. They might as well say ‘Get younger,’ because that’s how easy it is.”

― Carrie Fisher

“But I’ve always been fascinated with that prettiest-girl-in-the-class person that I never was, getting inside her head and showing that she’s just as tormented and messed up as everybody else.”

― Cecily von Ziegesar

“What a lot the media, and especially Fox News, has messed up with me is they’ve made it seem like I’m trying to take away people’s guns – that I’m against the Second Amendment.”

― David Hogg

“I wanted to write about my mother as she should have been if she had not been messed up by World War I.”

― Doris Lessing

“Writing on the beach is not what it’s cracked up to be. The sand blows, and you perspire, and the page gets all blotty and messed up, so I don’t do that anymore.”

― Elmore Leonard

“It was Dec. 22, 1981. I figured I had messed up enough, and I decided to have a little faith and let God take over. It definitely straightened my act up in a hurry.”

― Glen Campbell

“It’s a misconception that all singers need to portray a messed up, dirty look to prove their identity.”

― Harshvardhan Rane

“I like the human mind and how messed up it is.”

― Isabela Moner

“I remember doing a commercial one time where I stepped on a shard of glass, and I was hobbling around in swimwear. It was raining and in the commercial, when I saw it, I didn’t look like I had a messed up foot.”

― Iskra Lawrence

“At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D’s voice is messed up.”

― Jam Master Jay

“Some guys travel with expensive Louis Vuitton luggage but it gets all scratched up under the plane. I’d rather not spend too much money on something that’s just going to get messed up.”

― James Harden

“Let’s be honest: It wasn’t just the banks who messed up. There were a lot of people who tried to buy assets they couldn’t afford. That’s a reality.”

― James P. Gorman

“I love coaching my grandkids, but I love working with my two sons. J.D. is the head coach, and I’m the assistant – you believe that? I missed so much of them growing up. I really messed up there. So I like working with J.D. and Coy. I’m trying not to do the same thing again. With J.D. and Coy, I missed so much.”

― Joe Gibbs

“I have some fond memories – a couple of the nights on the town … a couple of songs I wrote when I was messed up that I’m sure wouldn’t have come out of me unless I was messed up. It’s kind of happy-sad about those days – I could do anything I wanted to. I did. And now I don’t want to do any of that.”

― Joe Walsh

“I don’t like running when I’m holding things in my hand, whether it’s a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.”

― Kai Ryssdal

“I’m never happy about anything, playing-wise. I always think there’s things I messed up on, things I should’ve done differently that could’ve, A, made us win, or B, made the win easier.”

― Karl-Anthony Towns

“My back is permanently messed up.”

― Katelyn Ohashi

“I firmly believe Americans are far better off under tax reform than they ever were sticking with this old, messed up, outdated tax code.”

― Kevin Brady

“Before I got divorced, I was personally unfamiliar with trial, or at least trial of serious, heart-wrenching proportions. I figured that life went smoothly if you tried hard, and if you messed up, or things weren’t working out, you just tried harder.”

― Kristin Armstrong

“I’ll always have my fan base. I know my actual fans are rockin’ with me even when my haircut was messed up. They’re never gonna leave.”

― Kyle

“I was in Cuba in the winter of 1937. I was playing in Cuba, and I’m in the shower, and I slipped and caught myself with my right arm. I felt something pull right then. Then, in ’38, when I came back, my arm was messed up.”

― Leon Day

“I stopped using make up wipes, and it made my skin so much better. They messed up my skin big time.”

― Madison Beer

“When I see something messed up, I’m going to challenge it.”

― Martha McSally

“If there’s a theme to where I’m at in my life, it’s that ‘warts and all’ is actually my superpower. Just like you, I’m messed up and I’m capable. I’m this and that.”

― Marti Noxon

“Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It’s like, ‘She’s pretty and thin and she’s got to have problems. She’s messed up.’”

― Mischa Barton

“The mentality always in reggaeton was, ‘I’m the man.’ I made that cool to say, ‘I messed up. I’m not the best.’”

― Nicky Jam

“There are elements of comedy that can be competitive and back stab-y, but one of the underreported sides is that we love each other and help each other, kind of like a messed up extended family.”

― Pete Holmes

“Cup stacking on an ESPN highlight? That’s pretty messed up.”

― Phil Heath

“I’ve separated my shoulder and my collarbone; I’ve messed up my knee a million times. I’ve broken my foot in several places. I’ve broken my toe a bunch, broken my nose a couple of times, and had a bunch of other annoying little injuries, like turf toe and arthritis and tendonitis. It’s part of the game.”

― Ronda Rousey

“There’s something messed up with my brain.”

― Ryan Gosling

“The reason for my age being messed up in the records is that when I first appeared for the under-14 trials, I myself really did not know my exact age.”

― Shahid Afridi

“That I learned even as a three year-old that I see this world that is really a mess and I learned to say, this is not me. I am not the one that is messed up. It is out there.”

― Story Musgrave

“American voting districts are, across a lot of the country, deeply messed up by having been gerrymandered by right-wing politicians.”

― Timothy Morton

“I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.”

― Tom Hopkins

“I would have absolutely messed up ‘The Matrix’.”

― Will Smith

“When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours, but when I got braces, that messed up my ability to play, so all of a sudden I had all this free time.”

― Zach Woods
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