Top 87 Milk Quotes

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“You have to consume Fig Newtons with either milk or an alternative milk product. It’s like a conspiracy with the dairy industry. They’re in cahoots.”

― Ad-Rock

“Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don’t call it milk chocolate – we call it milky chocolate.”

― Alain Ducasse

“Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau’s example.”

― Arthur Conan Doyle

“A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.”

― Arthur Koestler

“I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I’ve also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to ‘The Simpsons.’”

― Ayelet Waldman

“I don’t eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.”

― Carol Alt

“We don’t have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from – Oklahoma. We don’t ride around in covered wagons, either.”

― Carrie Underwood

“As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton.”

― Chelsea Cain

“I think the cereal milk is my most proud achievement.”

― Christina Tosi

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”

― Christopher Fry

“I always have eyeliner in the house. There might be no bread, we might be out of milk, but there’s always eyeliner.”

― Claudia Winkleman

“Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality.”

― Clifton Fadiman

“When I started Milk! Records, it was a pretty non-profit making venture.”

― Courtney Barnett

“The ease with which barley may be substituted directly for wheat in human food and its usefulness to replace wheat milling by-products as feed in the production of the milk supply render its abundant production important.”

― David F. Houston

“Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.”

― Dick Gregory

“Milk Duds and Hot Tamales are what I love.”

― Donald Cerrone

“Although I was paid a salary in Ann Arbor, my wife and children and I drank powdered milk at six cents a quart instead of the stuff that came in bottles. I was a tightwad.”

― Donald Hall

“The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.”

― Dustin Hoffman

“My theory about actors is we’re all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere.”

― Dylan McDermott

“’Milk’ doesn’t imply that all gay men who stayed in the closet were cowards.”

― Edward Zwick

“For too long, the producers of non-dairy beverages, such as almond and soy products, have unfairly benefited from the ability to label their products as milk.”

― Elise Stefanik

“The way to my heart is through Belgian milk chocolate.”

― Emma Donoghue

“I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.”

― Freddie Highmore

“The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it’s like milk.”

― Graydon Carter

“The first thing I do whenever I go to Thailand is seek out the closest restaurant or stall selling mango-and-sticky rice: it’s a little hillock of glutinous rice drenched in lashings of coconut milk and served with fresh mango.”

― Hanya Yanagihara

“When I was 14, and for the next four years, I was lifting and hauling 10-gallon milk cans full of milk. That will put muscles on you even if you’re not trying.”

― Harmon Killebrew

“My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you.”

― Harvey Milk

“There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”

― Heather Mills

“Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram – cheaper than milk or beer.”

― Henry Spencer

“It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.”

― Henry Ward Beecher

“Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow’s milk.”

― Ingrid Newkirk

“If Japanese tea ‘stands,’ it acquires a coarse bitterness and an unwholesome astringency. Milk and sugar are not used.”

― Isabella Bird

“A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk.”

― James Joyce

“My dad had a flock of sheep, which he used to milk, and then my mum used to make cheese and yogurt out of the sheep’s milk and sell it. It was kind of an unusual upbringing, really.”

― Joanne Froggatt

“It seems everyone knows the value of a cantaloupe or a quart of milk.”

― John Catsimatidis

“Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.”

― John Ciardi

“Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.”

― John Hanning Speke

“Shakespeare is like mother’s milk to me.”

― John Lithgow

“The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.”

― John Mortimer

“Get off your horse and drink your milk.”

― John Wayne

“There’s something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we’re doing. Milk is kind of gross.”

― Jordan Peele

“In the South, we drink the Bible with our mother’s milk.”

― Karin Slaughter

“My father was a milkman. So, I delivered milk.”

― Karl Malden

“Eighteenth-century matrons would have never have dreamed of appointing a redhaired wet nurse for their precious offspring – redheads passed on their horrible characters through their milk.”

― Kate Williams

“I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it’s just the best thing ever.”

― Kourtney Kardashian

“In our house, we do everything whole: whole milk and full-fat cheeses. And I use ghee and coconut oil for cooking.”

― Kourtney Kardashian

“If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.”

― Lalu Prasad Yadav

“I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.”

― Lamar Alexander

“I think Weetabix and full-fat milk is what it is all about.”

― Lando Norris

“You don’t put milk in chamomile tea – that’s disgusting behavior! That’s not right.”

― Laura Fraser

“Corporate share prices should not be driven by political tax games. Profits, not Washington shenanigans, should be the mother’s milk of stocks. And this shouldn’t be a partisan political issue.”

― Lawrence Kudlow

“I was in the Rockin’ Vicars, which was the first British band to tour behind the Iron Curtain. A lot of photos were taken of us next to milk churns.”

― Lemmy

“I’ve never met a general yet who could milk a cow.”

― Lennart Meri

“There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.”

― Lewis Black

“I get recognized now and again, but the paparazzi aren’t following me around. I get to go to the shop and buy bread and milk, and no one worries me.”

― Matthew Lewis

“I was living in a suburban town north of London, dutifully practicing my Mozart sonatas. And the milkman who delivered the milk in the mornings was kind of milkman by day, composer-artist by night.”

― Max Richter

“Almond milk is not a milk; it’s not a beverage, really.”

― Maye Musk

“I really like milk. I’m a dairy queen.”

― Melanie Martinez

“During the shooting of ‘Manthan,’ I lived in the hut, learnt to make cow dung cakes and milk a buffalo. I would carry the buckets and serve the milk to the unit to get the physicality of the character.”

― Naseeruddin Shah

“I want to learn how to boil milk. I somehow manage to over-boil and waste it consistently.”

― Nimrat Kaur

“Milk Duds kept me going.”

― Nora Dunn

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”

― Ogden Nash

“I have an obsession with Milk Duds. Eating them tastes like heaven.”

― Olivia Holt

“Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.”

― Patch Adams

“Skimmed milk was what they used to give to prisoners and workhouse inmates to go with their porridge and gruel. It’s a punishment, not a drink.”

― Peter Hitchens

“Texas was mostly short-grass and tall-grass prairie when modern Europeans arrived here. It really was a land of milk and honey. But when they brought all these cattle onto these relatively small bits of land, and the cattle were allowed to graze freely, they essentially destroyed the prairie.”

― Philipp Meyer

“I drink a lot of milk.”

― Radhika Pandit

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”

― Rita Rudner

“Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.”

― Rob Gronkowski

“I’ve spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I’ve probably spiked it before.”

― Rob Gronkowski

“I was probably a little bit overweight as a child, being passionate about baked beans on toast and Cadbury’s milk chocolate when I could get it.”

― Roger Moore

“Luckily there were no venomous snakes around Hoosick, N.Y., so I amassed quite a collection of milk snakes, garters, ribbons and ring-necked snakes.”

― Romulus Whitaker

“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.”

― Ruhollah Khomeini

“Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn’t biodegradable? Paper!”

― Rush Limbaugh

“I love milk. I always drink milk.”

― Seth Moulton

“There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?”

― Sophocles

“I’m really into oat milk.”

― Stella Maxwell

“Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.”

― Steve Largent

“I mean, there’s no point in sittin’ around and cryin’ about spilt milk. Gotta move on.”

― Ted Turner

“I drink a lot of milk and exercise a lot.”

― The Great Khali

“There is no essence, but there is a flux that is more real than any instance of the flux, such as a milk bottle or a tiger.”

― Timothy Morton

“I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.”

― Tristan MacManus

“I would say that it’s wrong to milk someone’s misery.”

― Vijay Deverakonda

“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”

― W. C. Fields

“I have a dream to provide every Chinese, especially children, sufficient milk each day.”

― Wen Jiabao

“Prior to ‘The Karate Kid’, I did commercials – Kool-Aid, Pepsi, milk – and I had always been cast as the all-American nice guy.”

― William Zabka

“They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.”

― Yasmine Bleeth
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