Top 9 Theo Von Quotes of 2020

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Theo Von is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, host, and actor. He was a winner of The Gauntlet and Battle of the Sexes 2, and a finalist on Battle of the Seasons (2002). He also competed on Fresh Meat. Retrieved from’s podcast, This Past Weekend, is one of the top comedy podcasts, garnering 5m listens a month on audio alone. He has a Netflix special titled No Offense from 2015. Theo’s podcast, THIS PAST WEEKEND, is one of the fastest-growing comedy podcasts. Twice a week on the show Theo offers earnest suggestions to callers, as well as gives his take on recent events. He was the host of TBS’s hidden camera show DEAL WITH IT from EP Howie Mandel, which ran for three seasons.

Best Theo Von Quotations List

“Howie Mandel is my favorite. He’s so friendly, and he’s a family man. For a lot of celebrities, to keep a genuineness about them, I think, can be tough, but he really seems to work hard to do that.”― Theo Von

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“When I see somebody in a Prius, sure, you drive a Prius and you get good gas mileage, but you probably feel like you drive a Prius.”― Theo Von

“As soon as I was tall enough, my dad used to let me drive him 60 miles or 70 miles to work. That was pretty fun. My dad was really old. At the time, he was 82 years old. He said, ‘Can you drive?’ and I said ‘Yes.’ I guess I didn’t find it to be that crazy.”― Theo Von

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“I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it.”― Theo Von

“I got booed off the stage one time. This was in a University in Florida. The students didn’t know that I had to come back out 6 more times, because I was hosting the show. They just thought that I was a comedian opening the show.”― Theo Von

“They’re just jokes, people. They can’t all be funny.”― Theo Von

“If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the ’70s.”― Theo Von

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“In Louisiana, you can drive when you’re 15 – you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver’s ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver’s seat. I didn’t fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It’s Louisiana.”― Theo Von

“The ‘Road Rules’ thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little I said, ‘I want to be on a reality show when I grow up.’ They didn’t even have them then, you know?”― Theo Von

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